20. I like to read and write and do all that cool stuff college students do in movies... or not.

grampasimpson:

y’all……. the simpsons predicted a donald trump presidency back in 1999

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When you swore to yourself you’d never talk to him again and then he text you “wyd” and you respond in 2.5 seconds

whenmoments:

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hatchibomitar:

ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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paradise-pay-me:

Last night at work a man told me that I look better when I take my glasses off and I immediately replied that he looks better when I take my glasses off too and he got really angry and I think it was one of the proudest moments of my life

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chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

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the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

This man sacrificed himself for that muthafuckn like button

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Me: I am exhausted literally all of the time and these levels don't change whether I have 4 hours of sleep or 12 hours of sleep
Neurotypical: haha well did u kno that u can sleep TOO MUCH?? Lol you're still tired afterwards if u sleep too much sweaty have u tried a sleep schedule??? :)))) maybe u should cut down on caffeine
Me: ......
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"One of the hardest things you will ever have to do my dear is grieve the loss of a person who is still alive.”
— My father’s advice #1 (via northern-proper)
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